Friday, December 19, 2014

Kim Jong-un and his numerous hackers

Hey guys. As always please check the blue bars for hyperlinks.

Can't get the morning news out of my mind. The visual images created by this little man are just bad. He needs handles by his side to smack his ass each time he makes a verbal spectacle of himself. It's a hope that they can help him remember he's a leader of a great country with people in need. And what am I referring to, you ask? I am referring to the economic needs of North Korea. Being hungry is not a crime. Hunger is the crime. What makes it criminal is when people starve to over fund a country's military.

The visual image this man is generating I saw on the news today was strange as hell. As the boat pulled away, what looked like sixty people dressed as soldiers ran to the shore. Instead of saluting or waving, their arms were held up in a surrender with each finger splayed out and rigid. Some even ran into the water waist high. They stopped on a dime as if synchronized and the look on their face, instead of adulation, was of one, as a friend who saw the TV with me said, "I surrender. Don't shoot!"

Kim stated the numerous hackers who tried to shut down the movie 'The Interview' were not following his orders. They did it out of love for the man. Hell, Kim, I'd do the same thing to avoid what you do to people who piss you off.

If they were not following your orders, why were they a member of Bureau 121 in North Korea and trained in a Korean university?

As a pro tip, telling Sony they were good for listening to you is not helping your cause. Reinforcing that with a threat of what will happen if the movie is released in any form makes you look like a petulant child. You're treating Sony like a bad dog, forgetting a dog will bite you on your ass when least expected.

Finally: sharing email content is so fucking yesterday and shallow and old, man! Most cognizant adults realize everyone in one way or another say things they should not. People will reply: Guess I screwed up. I'll do better next time. Tell your hackers that their methods are calling cards that Law Enforcement and others are using to trace to North Korea.


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